it’s redfoo with the bigass circus afro
this is what they play in the elevator when you descend into hell
GOOD LORD WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST LISTEN TO MY EARS FEEL LIKE DEATH
WHAT
OH MY GOD………..
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please take a moment to sign this petition and to pass it on.
It asks that CeCe serve her time in a women’s prison rather than a men’s facility, where she is currently set to serve her time.
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Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem
loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”
odin sed “NO LOKI…”“
loki cryed nd fell in2 space
he was gon.
odin whispered in2 space
“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”
(dat ment odin is a jerk)
~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~
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A Toyota In Time
On a sugoi and creamy morning, john sat on a pile of decomposing bodies. It was Valentine’s Day and he was all alone. His ass ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect his daddy to love someone with a greasy mouth?
Sensually, he began to recite a poem he had composed. “Ah, my love is like a kawaii sexy banana, all on a summer’s day. I wish my daddy would lick me, in his own fatass way…”
“Do you?” his daddy sat down beside john and put his hand on john’s boob. “I think that could be arranged.”
john gasped firmly. “But what about my greasy mouth?”
“I like it,” his daddy said excitedly. “I think it’s badass.”
They came together and their kiss was like the time Loki tied a goat to his balls.
“I love you,” john said seductively.
“I love you too,” his daddy replied and licked him.
They bought a pony, moved in together, and lived tenderly ever after.
Fandom: Thor: The Movie
“I saw Lovino Vargas walk up to him (me), held up a mustache to his upper lip, and said, ‘My Lord! Your Lady McLoki approacheth.’ I laughed a little.”
